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Toilet Plungin' Pete

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Script:
“Toilet Plungin’ Pete and The Unclean Toilet” by Gabe and Marley Amphlett.

Setting: An unpleasant, smelly toilet in someone’s bathroom , who is dirty and disgusting.
Time: The Present day.
Location: Suburbia.

SCENE ONE:
Pete the Plumber is cleaning out a toilet , the worst he has ever encountered. Armed with only a toilet plunger and his life, he has found himself down the sewer pipes and fallen hard after being swallowed by the evil toilet and has realized something has bitten his leg.

Pete: (Frightened) : Aaaaaaaaaah!!! (Raises his toilet plunger to attack whatever has attacked him, The lights appear and he has discovered he has just knocked out his attacker , who was a sewer alligator).

Pete: GASPS! (after realizing he feels like a superhero and a little silly as he has stepped on the alligators tail).

Alligator: (Has woken up and is not happy) Growls! ROOOAAAARR!!

Pete:  (Sees and hears the roar and with fright , screams like a girl and shoots with fear, like a bullet up through the pipes he fell down, and through the toilet that he was swallowed by and bolts from the bathroom into safety, Pete runs off stage)

Evil Toilet: Grrrr…. I AM GOING TO GET THAT MAN!! (The toilets water starts bubbling hysterically with rage)

END OF SCENE ONE.


SCENE TWO:
Pete The Plumber has returned to the safety of his own flat , where his transformation as a super hero begins.

Pete:  (says proudly , while looking in the mirror)Not many plumbers have taken on a sewer alligator , in the dark , with there own toilet plunger! And no plumber would’ve escaped that toilet with there lives! Apart from , of course: Me!

( A brick suddenly hurtles through the window of Pete’s flat , his pride is hurt when he screams like a girl at the sudden unwanted hurling of a brick through his window , he finds a note attached to it with an elastic band , he picks up the note and reads aloud)

Pete: (reading curiously)Welcome aboard to the secret service of superheroes…
(Pete gets interrupted by a voice, exactly like Tom Bakers)
(Pete looks up in shock, trying to identify the faceless voice)

Tom Bakers Voice:…along the way you will have to encounter more hideous things then what you have previously defeated. When you receive your M-Plates (Master Plates) you have mastered the art of being a superhero and will be issued with a side-kick. Your progress so far has been recorded , you are already half way there! In order to complete your Masters you will have to once again challenge the evil toilet and defeat it once and for all. Do you accept , Pete?

Pete: (at a loss for words and considers this and feebly responds with) …ermm can I have a KFC honey soy twister as an incentive?


Tom Bakers Voice: No! Just take the damn challenge you ninny! Why would you think about KFC when you have people to save and toilets to plunge!

Pete: (hesitantly)Ok! Fine , that would be great , I’ll start first thing tomorrow morning…(begins to scrunch up the note and throws it away carelessly, as he does so Tom Baker’s voice returns)

Tom Bakers Voice: (yells) Now look here!! DON’T WASTE GOOD PAPER!

Pete squeals shortly and sharply, frightened by the whole ordeal , hardly believing that a piece of paper could impact on his life so much  and runs outside his flat, overwhelmed.

END OF SCENE TWO

SCENE THREE:
Pete returns to his flat , in a superhero costume he has put together for himself as a ploy to be happy at work , after another horrible boring day of cleaning toilets, Only to find that the toilet that he feared most is ready and waiting to challenge him in his own bathroom!

Pete: (wiping the sweat from his brow as he walks in the door) *sighs* What I wouldn’t give for a peaceful day , a nice long rest and no toilets!

Evil Toilet: (grinning manically) Well I am sorry but that is not to be!

Pete: (Lets loose a blood curdling squeal) YOU!!!

(A brick flies quickly through the toilet window and narrowly misses Pete, attached is a note that says)

Tom Bakers Voice: THIS IS IT! NOW DON’T SCREW UP!!

Pete: Well Du’h! Thanks for the confidence!

Tom Bakers Voice: I heard that! You ungrateful….(his voice trails off as the battle begins)
(The theme of ‘Eye of the tiger’  from Rocky suddenly plays , as Pete looks around a little confused)

(Not one to be easily distracted Pete pulls out his trusty plunger and dives at the toilet , in a stance ready to attack)

Evil Toilet: Ill bet you didn’t anticipate this! (Two meter long mechanical arms robotically appear from the base of the toilet , clutching two meter long scrubbing brushes)

Pete: Take this evil vermin!

(The two ‘swordfight’ and clash violently with various cleaning appliances)

(Pete strategically fights with one hand and sneakily pulls Pine-O-Cleen from his back pocket )

Pete: (SCREAMS) TAKE THIS YOU EVIL PIECE OF SKID MARK!!

Evil Toilet: (wails and bubbles) Noooooooooooo…..(for about two and a half minutes , he suffers a slow and painful death and eventually explodes , water gushes everywhere and all that remains are a few skid marks on Pete’s walls)
Pete: Woah! What a day! (begins to exit to his bedroom, when something else flies through the hole in the window the brick had left)

Pete: What the..!? (runs back to the bathroom , worrying there is more trouble afoot)

(As he walks into the bathroom he notices a small yellow cardboard square with a large letter M written on it, he holds it up to the audience victoriously).

Pete: (proudly)Justice is served! People can hygienically , safely go about there business once again.

(a small shadow is seen behind Pete…)

(The lights go down)

Tom Bakers Voice: Could this be his next challenge? Or his sidekick!…tune in next time to the adventures of toilet plungin’ Pete!

END OF SCENE THREE.
THE END…FOR NOW.
This script is a collaborative effort by gabe (my 12 year old brother) and myself , he came up with the characters and we created the script together. He has also drawn up some rough comic sketches based on the script we wrote. It is for a portfolio he is making.
Enjoy :)
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philthom4s's avatar
I am at a total loss for words. I search for Calgary plumbing and this came up... I have no idea what to think about this...